Sunday, August 31, 2008

Birthday Wishes for Someone Like YOU and its Parody


Birthday Wishes for Someone Like YOU

May you be surrounded with praises and love

And receive enough blessings from God above

May He always guide you to your safety

May He keep you from being unhealthy


For the parents you’ve been with for years

May you listen to them with all ears

You’re smart; keep on studying hard

You’ll soon get your deserved reward


Be happy in your life, enjoy it for real

Bravely face the challenges it will reveal

Remember that we’re always here for you

Ready to cheer you up when you feel blue


Before I could write “FINISH”

This is something I really need to say

Here is one last little wish

May you have a very happy birthday!


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Parody of Birthday Wishes for Someone Like YOU

May all the people around learn to love you

And the Lord above throw you some blessings too

May He take your curses and safe you’ll be

And fatten you up ‘til you’re pig-healthy


The parents that you’ve troubled for years

Cut out and lend them your bloody ears

Show a small brain inside that head

If there is none, fake it instead


When you are happy, give a McDonald smile

Then you’ll be surrounded by kids all the while

Your few friends will always be at your back

To lend all things and a brain that you lack


Before you could spell “FINISH”

Here’s a little something for your birthday

“GROW UP!” is all that I wish

And that is all I really need to say.

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