Birthday Wishes for Someone Like YOU
May you be surrounded with praises and love
And receive enough blessings from God above
May He always guide you to your safety
May He keep you from being unhealthy
For the parents you’ve been with for years
May you listen to them with all ears
You’re smart; keep on studying hard
You’ll soon get your deserved reward
Be happy in your life, enjoy it for real
Bravely face the challenges it will reveal
Remember that we’re always here for you
Ready to cheer you up when you feel blue
Before I could write “FINISH”
This is something I really need to say
Here is one last little wish
May you have a very happy birthday!
May all the people around learn to love you
And the Lord above throw you some blessings too
May He take your curses and safe you’ll be
And fatten you up ‘til you’re pig-healthy
The parents that you’ve troubled for years
Cut out and lend them your bloody ears
Show a small brain inside that head
If there is none, fake it instead
When you are happy, give a McDonald smile
Then you’ll be surrounded by kids all the while
Your few friends will always be at your back
To lend all things and a brain that you lack
Before you could spell “FINISH”
Here’s a little something for your birthday
“GROW UP!” is all that I wish
And that is all I really need to say.
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